The Stripper Housewife
re-emerges! No longer a wife, but still very much a stripper with a fascination
for all things domestic!
Last November my living
situation changed drastically…to say the least! My husband of 5 years and I
decided to throw in the towel and accept the hard truth that we were, in fact,
going to join the ranks of the 50% of marriages that end in divorce. I kept the
apartment and he left. It took about a month to get what he needed out of the
apartment, and then…there I was, 1 month later with no husband and a house that
looked quite literally like the physical manifestation of what had become of
our marriage. Like you might be able to assume…my apartment was a disaster. A
constant physical reminder of something that had gone horribly, horribly wrong!
Nothing had a place; there were boxes and random items strewn across what had
at one time been a cozy little apartment. A big change was in order, and FAST!
I knew that to be happy in this new phase of my life, a phase that honestly I
was pretty excited about, I needed to physically move!
But, in case you don’t know…I
live in New York City! Moving in the city is one of the most difficult things
you go through as a New Yorker, and on top of a divorce, searching for a new
apartment was not on my list of things to do. So, I decided to move into my
apartment one more time. I packed all my things into boxes, moved the boxes to
the middle of each room, mopped, cleaned every crevice of the place and started
to redefine the rooms of my apartment!
Step one however, involved
the burning of white sage…a lot of sage…and I mean LOTS!
The next step was imagining
a whole different lay out to the apartment. The bedroom became the living room,
his studio became the bedroom, the dining room became my sewing room, and my
studio…became every showgirls dream room…the WALK IN CLOSET!
I dreamed of what I wanted my house to be like. This is the first time I’ve ever
lived alone and I want it my way.
So, I decided on:
Minimalist 70s porn star
living room
Country craft sewing room
Warm Girly bedroom (which, by
the way, is only big enough for a bed!)
My kitchen was already
perfect, it just need a little editing and simplifying.
And that’s exactly what I
did! For only $1000 I got an entirely new apartment that I am proud to have
people come over and visit.
Before I could buy furniture,
linens, or anything else I had to paint! All of my things were packed up
already so it was the perfect time…the perfect time for a party!! I invited a
bunch of friends over, blasted some music, bought a few bottles of champagne,
lunch and went to town! We painted the entire apartment in about 5 hours! And
check out how much fun it was…I have the pictures to prove it!
Painting tips from Strippers:
1. Never wear pants! Why risk getting your clothes covered in paint when you just paint in your panties. So much easier that way!
2. Your stripper heels will help you reach those spaces up high...remember they give you an extra 7 inches! Just make sure your friend is there to spot you, and use caution while wearing stripper heels on the step stool!
3. In case you get tired of painting...practice your booty bouncing while you paint!
4. Champagne
Once the paint was dry the
rest was easy. I had already spent a lot of time in my space envisioning
exactly how I wanted it; all I needed to do was buy the things in my head. I
bought a couch, a rug, all new linens, a new shower curtain, bath mat, big
throw pillows and a bookshelf. That’s all it took. Well, that is after donating a lot of old stuff to local charities. Get rid of everything! There is no reason to hold on to old things that you didn't really like to begin with. The more you get rid of, the more space for positive new things to come into your life.
It’s all about redefining the
space, moving things around, taking down everything off the walls and starting
over again.
Assess what you have once you
pack it away. See what you can do with it that’s new and different. One
example: I realized I had a lot of large mirrors in the house so I turned them
into a collage of mirrors on one large wall in my living room. It opens up the
space, makes it look bigger, and it’s a pretty attractive design. It also
allows me to rehearse in that room without it looking like a “dance studio.”
This was the single most important thing I did at the start of my new life. It defined my mood for the next year and has really been the difference in moving forward and loving my new life! Even if you're not going through a break up, redefining your space from time to time allows you to change the energy in your life and help you jump into a new direction. Change is good, dive head first into it! You really have no choice sometimes!
